When rock n' roll, swing and the blues gave birth to a six headed monster, they named it Fright Barker and Sons. Just being around the Sons causes rambunctious dancing and unstoppable laughter, all to the sounds of obnoxious tunes that you can’t forget.
Side affects include restless leg syndrome, alcoholism, inappropriate sexual behavior, and an overactive appetite. If symptoms last longer than four hours, please consult a physician. See a doctor if you can’t make it to the next show.
There are many misconceptions surrounding Fright Barker but one truth remains, we are all Sons.